“CROTCHLESS” на українській мові



And you thought giving your girlfriend ill-fitting crotchless panties was a bad idea…

That evening she took a long bath and then she put on perfume and thing and then she put on a sexy negligee and her crotchless panties, then she slithers into the room where her husband is watching TV as usual.

I keep on accidentally finding myself in seedy East End bars where women wearing skimpy cowgirl outfits and crotchless panties come up to me with a pint-pot wanting a 50 pence piece contribution for the ‘dance’ she's about to perform.

A man in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps gets on the bus.

The movie is as obvious as a pair of crotchless panties.